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We Are The Brain

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I am the left hemisphere of the brain
Everything you say
Can and will be
Held against you
In a judgment of grammar, logic, facts and the language in question.
You have the right to remain silent
However, I suggest you should point out every flaw, every disorder and every oddity in the vicinity.
Scorn at them, correct them and plan ahead while looking back.

I am the right hemisphere of the brain, and everything is me.
Elephants on flying toast
My homework is incomplete
Art is my passion
Music is my soul
Books are my friends
Writing is my heart
Dancing is my release
What is this time you speak of?

Together we are The Brain.
Sometimes we fight.
Sometimes we work together.
Othertimes, we cease to function altogether. (sorry!)
But you shouldn't always blame us for your mistakes.

Not me, anyway...
yay.

WARNING: This is for human and other species/races alike to read. Zombies view at their own risk. (Some cases have already reported of brain-getarianism growing among the zombie folk, which means that they were so touched by this gibberish, that they felt sorry for eating the brain, and instead reverted to eating the heart, which is far more lethal and means certain death to mortals, should they come across these creatures.)
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